tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows
an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could
Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.
can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?
zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*
That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.