nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell



kidzombie:

Serving teen heartthrob


serration:

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”



sou-inseguro:

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mistergoodlife:

Sunset in Paris ║ Via ║ Goodlife






ryenross:

me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato