clinttbarton:

Adulthood means eating cake with your hands at 11:40pm and not being judged for it

clinttbarton:

Who sits like this, you weirdo.

IT LOOKS LIKE I’M SHIRTLESS WHOOPS

thesylphoflife:

In Oklahoma we don’t say “I love you” we say “FOOTBALL FOOTBALL tornadoes jeezus I’M ONE 38th CHEROKEE” which translates into “oh god get me out of here” I think that’s beautiful.

(Source: liberatedelsen)



New hair!

djolmeda2-deactivated20130126 asked:
Hiii i want to se you on a picture




Have you ever wanted to kiss someone really really badly

But you can’t because they’re taken, not interested, too far away, don’t know you exist, or fictional

(Source: sir-pimp-master-arthur)



deceptiboobies:

“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room



mattythefatty:

its scary how often i have to say this to people.


I’m sew pretti





I’m Peter Pan!